Tuesday, March 2, 2010

busy busy busy

Whoever says that college is fun should go shoot themselves

HAHA no lar *over dramatic

College is fun except for the strings of homeworks and examinations. Last week we had chemistry test, this week, bio and maths and next monday i'll be having physics test

nooooooooo!

but thank god all these marks will not be added into the final one! If not, i'm so dead cause i think i screwed up the tests pretty badly. T.T

Anyway, i'm supposed to be updating all the cny stuffs, but i have no time at all cause i am pretty knackered by the time I arrive home and all i want is uninterrupted sleep.

but halfway through in dreamland, my mom would shout EH EAT DINNER lar! and i have to grudgingly wake up or not i'll have to reheat all the food again. *conserve energy

oh! i'll share some really funny conversations i had with my parents

Dad : Eh eh, come and watch the olympic! The figure skating competition is really nice
Me : HAH?! Olympic?! I thought over already?? and since when olympic got figure skating? O.O
Dad: haiyo, olympic have summer and winter la. You didnt know?!
Me: No! omg, all this while i thought only got one olympic.
Dad: Eh budak, dont embarass me okay. haha! *his favourite quote currently. SWT.
Me: Wei! i bet mom also dont know okay! let me ask her.
Mom! you know olympic right?
Mom: Of course lar!
Me: Do you know got winter olympic?
Mom: HAH?! GOT AR?! *major shocked look

HAHAHA

Then yesterday during dinner, we were watching it on tv

Me: Mum, one day you'll see me on olympic ice skating. *wistful
Mom: Ya lar, i will see you on tv. sweeping the floor.

You would think that parents would be supportive of their children's dreams no matter how impossible they seems *sob

Me: wei! one day i'll get gold medal for you and dont be surprised ok
Mom: Ya lar, gold medal. In sweeping floors.

HAHA fail

Then yesterday, on the way back from home, dad would stop by the fruit shop as always to get his "vitamins"

By the way, he turned into a semi health freak and is always exercising and taking his vitamin pills. (i say semi because he still eats stir fried squid with kangkung belacan) In fact, he bought two bottle of vitamins for me and my sis but they are now expiring in the fridge because sis said they are made out of horse pee. wth.

ANYWAY, he would buy a slice of papaya and some a packet of pineapples and i would get a packet of cut watermelons with asam powder.

I waited in the car and when he came back,

my watermelons have no asam powder *crushed

so, he went back to get them (he insisted okay) but the owner wasnt there. so, he help himself to some asam powder

When i took the first bite, he said

"Eh sorry ar, i accidentally added salt cause both of the bottles are the same"

FAINT. he somemore added a lot of salt!! but i have to eat them lar because africans have no salty and sour watermelons.

moral of the story: Never let your dad to add in asam powder in your watermelons in order to spare your tongue from (salty) agony.

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