Those close to me would know that my unlucky day is wednesday.
I dont know why, but I always suffer some sort of misfortunes on this particular day.
Today, I humiliated myself in Chemistry class. Our Chemistry teacher, who is super duper fierce, likes to randomly call out people's name to solve problems on the blackboard (yes, he still uses chalks, he's 70 plus, give him a break)
If you're a smarties undies, you'll feel excited because you'll get to show off how superb your brain is, get his approval and get to walk back to your seat smugly and with the on top of the world euphoria.
However, if you're dumb (like me T_T) and do not know how to solve it, you know you'll be in deep trouble.
I noticed something. If you wanna know whether that victim is nervous or not, look at the way he erases something on the blackboard. When he erases something, he will rub it with his fingers hurriedly (since it's faster than using the duster) and often, you can see sweat imprints on the board which look rather embarassing.
So, my friend, the trick is to always erase using the heel of your hand since that part don't sweat. :D
Luckily for me, my name was never called that frequently because i'm first in the name list. Yes, that's the beauty of it. Since my name is on the very top, he feels that he had already call my name way too many times and would instead pick another scapegoat.
BUT, since today is wednesday, he called my name. For the first time in months. Part of me was like whaaaaaaat?! and another part was phew, thank god the question is easy.
Feeling slightly confident, I walked up to the dreaded blackboard and wrote my answer. When I was just about to lay the chalk down and sigh in relief, he asked
"Is there anymore you want to add?"
I swear, blood instantly drained out of my body. I gaped a little at him, my mind running wild. Anxious, I turn to the back to ask my friends. They mouthed something incomprehensible and I was getting panic since the whole class is staring at me.
and I looked out for signs that indicate he is very annoyed.
1) He frowns as if he is in agony.
2) He raised his eyebrows at least once.
3) he puts his hands on his waist
4) He tells you to use your brain asks what are you doing girl/boy ?!
5) he gives you a hint in an exasperated manner
He did all 5 of that. T_T I mentally slapped myself because the answer was super simple. I scribbled it down, and proceed to walk my walk of shame back to my seat while my classmates shoot me looks of sympathy.
Sigh, my 10 year energy was drained just like that in that 10 minutes. T_T
Haha, dont get me wrong okay. I like him a lot and he's a really really good teacher! :) Well, at least now, I know how to do the question, so thank you very much sir! :D
The misfortune doesn't end there. About 10 minutes ago, I discovered my new horoscope.
Instead of a saggitarius, I'm a OPIUCHUS.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Apparently, it was added recently to the 12 horoscope signs. here's something I found.
In Greek mythology, Ophiuchus was Aesclepius, Master Architect, Healer, and God of Wisdom. He has always been a part of the zodiac belt, but until now was never included in the Western astrological breakdown. As the story goes, Aesclepius was a Greek God of medicine and, when trying to bring Orion the Hunter back to life, was taken down by Zeus and cast to the sky with the Greek name Ophiuchus
from here.
Omg, i'm SO having an identity crisis now.
Does this mean that everyone is getting personality transplants? What are we, bloody robots?!
T_T i want to be the half man and half horse! ARGH ARGH ARGH.
sigh, till then.
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