pee wee! XD

Just as I was about to fall into a deep slumber last night in my comfortable and warm bed, I had a sudden urge to go to the bathroom.
I bet everyone knows how annoying is it! Cursing, I had to get out of my warm toasty blanket and walked on the icy cold floor, hitting my foot at the bed's foot in the process, yelped in pain and cursed somemore,  fumbled with the doorknob in the dark and head to the toilet. By the time I reached my bed again, I was so exhausted , I slept when my head touched the pillow.

I really envy those who have bladders made of steel! imagine all the troubles they could save. :(

But, i can teach you guys how to avoid this mess easily.

1. Don't drink any liquid before bedtime

Which is like DUH. Moreover, I heard drinking too much water at night will make you look bloated and your eye bags to worsen. O.O

However, if you simply must drink then

2. Go to the toilet before you sleep lah

another DUH. bak kata pepatah : bersusah-susah sebelum, bersenang senang kemudian (sling! :D)

However, if you couldn't even do that because you're SO tired and SO busy (excuses teenagers like to come up with these days  XD), then

3. Don't dream!

Especially waterfalls, streams, rivers, volcanos, fire extinguishers, the sound of water being poured into the cup, people shushing, going to the toilet and saying ahhhh, Rain (the real rain or the korean singer), water balloon which is about to burst , etc.. you get my point. 

However, if your brain is too bossy to listen to you , then use the last method. It's by the far the most effective method of all all time.

4. Pee on your bed

I know I know. You might be thinking "WHAT?! ARE YOU CRAZY ON SOMETHING?!" but chill out and listen to me first.
Pee on your bed. Wake up in the morning with a super horrified look on your face. Let your sibling ( esepcially if he/she share the same bedroom with you) laugh at you and run to get your parents. Let your parents come to your room, laugh somemore and fetch the video recorder. Let your parents bring this up during family dinners when they say "hey remember the time .." Let your whole family laugh at you while you blushed furiously in the corner. Let your kids laugh at you. Let your grandkids laugh at you.

And rest assured my friend, you would NEVER ever skip step 1,2 or 3 ever again. :)